A limerick in honor of St. Patrick’s Day

Happy St. Patrick’s Day.  I’ve republished a slightly naughty limerick that I wrote a few years ago in honor of the holiday.

Lim’ricks are the naughtiest prose
Dirty rhymes we love to compose 
Men from Nantucket
Shouting, “Go $uck it!”
Are fun to write I suppose

If you have a limerick you’d like to share, I’d enjoy reading it.  Feel free to e-mail me or leave it in the comments section.

2 responses to “A limerick in honor of St. Patrick’s Day

  1. There once was a fellow O’Doole
    Who found little red spots on his tool
    His Doctor a cynic
    said Get out of me clinic,
    And wipe off that lipstick you fool!

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  2. The rudest Limerick, according to Stephen Fry, is:-

    There was a young man from Nantucket,
    Whose c*ck was so long he could suck it.
    He said with a grin,
    As he wiped off his chin,
    ‘If my ear was a c*nt I could f*ck it.’

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