Happy St. Patrick’s Day. I’ve republished a slightly naughty limerick that I wrote a few years ago in honor of the holiday.
Lim’ricks are the naughtiest prose
Dirty rhymes we love to compose
Men from Nantucket
Shouting, “Go $uck it!”
Are fun to write I suppose
If you have a limerick you’d like to share, I’d enjoy reading it. Feel free to e-mail me or leave it in the comments section.
BosGuy 
There once was a fellow O’Doole
Who found little red spots on his tool
His Doctor a cynic
said Get out of me clinic,
And wipe off that lipstick you fool!
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The rudest Limerick, according to Stephen Fry, is:-
There was a young man from Nantucket,
Whose c*ck was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
‘If my ear was a c*nt I could f*ck it.’
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