Namaste: Whole Foods

I owe my friend, Benni, thanks for pointing out this absolutely hilarious article on Huffington Post by stand up comedian Kelly MacLean. Unfortunately, this may not resonate if you’ve never shopped at Whole Foods which is a US grocer. For those who are regular shoppers, I’m sure this will have you practically in tears.

Here is an excerpt: Next I see the gluten-free section filled with crackers and bread made from various wheat-substitutes such as cardboard and sawdust. I skip this aisle because I’m not rich enough to have dietary restrictions. Ever notice that you don’t meet poor people with special diet needs? A gluten intolerant house cleaner? A cab driver with Candida? Candida is what I call a rich, white person problem. You know you’ve really made it in this world when you get Candida. My personal theory is that Candida is something you get from too much hot yoga.

Did you chuckle? If so, you may want to read this article.