Joke of the day

Last week I posted a joke and it seemed quite popular so I thought I’d give this another try.

As the interview was winding down the hiring manager asked the interview candidate, “if you could have a conversation with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?“

Anxious to give the best answer possible, the candidate stroked their chin and thought about how to answer for a moment before saying decisively, “I think I’d choose the living one.“