Gatorade’s New Performance Suppository: G Push

I love the Onion. Did you happen to read this hilarious story about G Push, a performance-enhancing suppository?

My favorite part of the article:

“The product’s new commercial reportedly features a smiling LeBron James holding a G Push suppository in his palm before the screen suddenly goes dark and text appears reading, “G Push: Is it in you?”

OMG!

You can read the full (fake) article here.