BosGuy predictions for 2014

So it is official – 2013 is now history. As you may have guessed, I have a few lighthearted predictions for 2014 that I’ve included below in no particular order.

Twerking and the Harlem Shake will go the way of the Gangam Style, The Humpty Dance, and all those other annoying trendy dances that require no skill but somehow receive way more than their share of the public’s attention.

Homophobic conservatives like Hannity and Limbaugh suffer aneurysms when they realize the President of Russia, Vladimir Putin, has more in common with their views on homosexuality than the majority of America.

Selfies, photobombing and even more vain, self-centered behavior will become more socially acceptable as people (not just Americans) become more obsessed with Individualism; common courtesy is renamed “uncommon courtesy”.

Britney Spears’ show at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas bombs despite the tiny theater and Ms. Spears career as a “singer” finally comes to a much needed end.

Michele Bachmann leaves the US Congress and the average I.Q. in the US House of Representatives jumps 10 points.

Do you have any predictions for 2014? Feel free to share.