– I bought cute underwear – better without it
– my dogs are as gay as we are – I only nip at your heels if they are worthy
– mandatory has NO – ZERO NADDA relationship to the word brunch – brunch ladies, brunch!
– Beyonce?? – love you kids, I’m an old queen – Donna Summer — and honestly she does not even need be on a list – she headlines them all!
– Golden Girls reboot? Reboot? Holy christmas trees I’d kill for that house
– Carb free bread? really? Like sex without the ejucalition
– Better eyebrows? Give me a f’ing break
– Bring back 2001? Gurl bring it back to the 1970s – Gloria Gaynor all the way!
– Anyone who dares to wear socks with sandals shall be sent right back to straightdom!
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– I bought cute underwear – better without it
– my dogs are as gay as we are – I only nip at your heels if they are worthy
– mandatory has NO – ZERO NADDA relationship to the word brunch – brunch ladies, brunch!
– Beyonce?? – love you kids, I’m an old queen – Donna Summer — and honestly she does not even need be on a list – she headlines them all!
– Golden Girls reboot? Reboot? Holy christmas trees I’d kill for that house
– Carb free bread? really? Like sex without the ejucalition
– Better eyebrows? Give me a f’ing break
– Bring back 2001? Gurl bring it back to the 1970s – Gloria Gaynor all the way!
– Anyone who dares to wear socks with sandals shall be sent right back to straightdom!
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