Category Archives: Humor
Sports are sooo gay
Look at me now!
My father loves to pass along funny stories. I think of them as updated bedtime stories since they are usually made up or untrue, and I assume my father likes them for the same reason like this one, which he forward last week.
First-year students at the Purdue School of Veterinarian Medicine were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, “In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving an animal’s body.” For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger into the butt of the cow, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth. “Go ahead and do the same thing,” he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took
turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and, sucked on it… followed by assorted gagging, retching and spitting, etc.
When everyone had finished wiping their faces, the Professor looked at them and said, “The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life is tough but it’s even tougher if you’re stupid.“
Each Wednesday morning I post a photograph and ask readers to offer a funny caption. Hopefully the caption below inspires you to share a few of your own.
Hello, I’m standing right here!
Each Wednesday morning I post a photograph and ask readers to offer a funny caption. Enjoy this week’s Christmas-themed “Awkward Family Photo”. Hopefully my caption below inspires you to share a few of your own.
I love this fictitious Fisher Price “Happy Hour Playset”, that comes with bar, bar stools and beer bottles. I think my favorite part of this is the face of the bartender who looks like he may very well grow up to be a bartender.