Cinqo de Gayo

Posted on May 5, 2016 | 5 Comments

gay, I’m not sure how today became an excuse for excessive drinking, but if I could remake the holiday, I’d brand it as Cinqo de Gayo and use it as an excuse to have Eliad Cohen parade around shirtless in a sombrero.

I realize Eliad has no connection to Mexico, but I feel like that isn’t really an issue. Who do I petition to get this a nationally recognized holiday in the US?

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5 responses to “Cinqo de Gayo”

  1. MIGUEL's avatar MIGUEL | September 2, 2019 at 2:44 am | Reply

    CINCO DE MAYO !!!
    And NOOOOO..we Mexicans don´t celebrate 5 de mayo and no OLE word.. we are not spaniards !!!
    STUPID CLICHES

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  2. Unknown's avatar Anonymous | May 6, 2016 at 9:50 am | Reply

    No, O-lay!

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  3. Tony's avatar Tony | May 5, 2016 at 11:12 pm | Reply

    Isn’t that like the 5th of every month anymore?

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  4. Unknown's avatar SteveA | May 5, 2016 at 9:21 pm | Reply

    Did someone say Eliad?

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  5. Daniel's avatar Daniel | May 5, 2016 at 12:36 pm | Reply

    Ole!

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