“All the Things I Really Like to Do Are Either Illegal, Immoral, or Fattening.”
Alexander Humphreys Woollcott was an American critic and commentator for The New Yorker magazine and a member of the Algonquin Round Table. I had never heard of him until I stumbled upon a brief post with the quote above on The Wow Report.
I am dying to use this at a cocktail party so please don’t steal my thunder if you see me out. That goes doubly to my friend Robert who is better known as Etiquetteer, who I have no doubt knows all about Mr. Woollcott.









Hard to believe this was actually an advertisement at one point. Much thanks to my friend Don Hamel for sharing this with me a while back. Hopefully my caption below inspires you to share one or two of your own. Bonus points to anyone who can make me laugh with their caption.

A few weeks ago when Jeffrey Roberson was flying back home he posted this hilarious photo. Looks like the TSA agent got a bit more than she expected. I think the photos is perfect for my weekly “Caption this Photo” and hopefully the caption below inspires you to share one of your own.
