Category Archives: Humor

BosGuy’s take on carbs

Wednesday is prince spaghetti day, pasta, eating carbs, funny

One of many reasons that I have will never have abdominal definition is my deep and abiding love of carbs in all its forms but especially bread and pasta.

Pasta > literally everything else (with the possible exception of ice cream)

low carb diet, ice cream, I love ice cream

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humor, sports

Each Wednesday morning I post a photograph and ask readers to offer a funny caption. Hopefully the photo above and my caption below inspires you to share a few of your own in the comments section of my blog.

Say Uncle

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Each Wednesday morning I post a photograph and ask readers to offer a funny caption. Hopefully the photo above and my caption below inspires you to share a few of your own in the comments section.

Ouch!

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humor, big ballsEach Wednesday morning I post a photograph and ask readers to offer a funny caption.  Hopefully the caption below inspires you to share a few of your own.

Knock Knock

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Each Wednesday morning I post a photograph and ask readers to offer a funny caption.  Hopefully the caption below inspires you to share a few of your own.

Support the troops

Valentine’s Day personal

valentine's dayJust adding a bit of Valentine’s Day humor to your day. Have a good one and thank you for stopping by to check out my blog.

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sports, humorEach Wednesday morning I post a photograph and ask readers to offer a funny caption.  Hopefully the caption below inspires you to share a few of your own.

See you in the locker room

In Living Color: Men on Football

In honor of the Super Bowl, which takes place later today, I wanted to share this classic skit from the 80s show, In Living Color.  For those of you who are unfamiliar with the show, definitely check it out on YouTube.

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sports, sports humor, football, gayEach Wednesday morning I post a photograph and ask readers to offer a funny caption.  This week I’m sharing this photo in honor of the upcoming Lady Gaga concert Super Bowl. Hopefully the photo above and my caption below inspires you to share a few of your own in the comments section.

First date

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Each Wednesday morning I post a photograph and ask readers to offer a funny caption. This week’s photo has been inspired by President Trumpf. Hopefully the caption below inspires you to share a few of your own for my readers to enjoy.

Grab ’em by the what!?!

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humorEach Wednesday morning I post a photograph and ask readers to offer a funny caption.  Hopefully the caption below inspires you to share a few of your own.

Namaste

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sports, diver, humorEach Wednesday morning I post a photograph and ask readers to offer a funny caption.  Hopefully the caption below inspires you to share a few of your own.

Sports are sooo gay

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humor, funny, sportsEach Wednesday morning I post a photograph and ask readers to offer a funny caption.  Hopefully the caption below inspires you to share a few of your own.

Look at me now!

And the moral of the story is…

My father loves to pass along funny stories. I think of them as updated bedtime stories since they are usually made up or untrue, and I assume my father likes them for the same reason like this one, which he forward last week.

cowFirst-year students at the Purdue School of Veterinarian Medicine were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, “In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving an animal’s body.” For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger into the butt of the cow, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth. “Go ahead and do the same thing,” he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took
turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and, sucked on it… followed by assorted gagging, retching and spitting, etc.

When everyone had finished wiping their faces, the Professor looked at them and said, “The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.  Now learn to pay attention. Life is tough but it’s even tougher if you’re stupid.

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Each Wednesday morning I post a photograph and ask readers to offer a funny caption.  Hopefully the caption below inspires you to share a few of your own.

Hello, I’m standing right here!