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Monday blues
BosGuy predictions for 2014
So it is official – 2013 is now history. As you may have guessed, I have a few lighthearted predictions for 2014 that I’ve included below in no particular order.
Twerking and the Harlem Shake will go the way of the Gangam Style, The Humpty Dance, and all those other annoying trendy dances that require no skill but somehow receive way more than their share of the public’s attention.
Homophobic conservatives like Hannity and Limbaugh suffer aneurysms when they realize the President of Russia, Vladimir Putin, has more in common with their views on homosexuality than the majority of America.
Selfies, photobombing and even more vain, self-centered behavior will become more socially acceptable as people (not just Americans) become more obsessed with Individualism; common courtesy is renamed “uncommon courtesy”.
Britney Spears’ show at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas bombs despite the tiny theater and Ms. Spears career as a “singer” finally comes to a much needed end.
Michele Bachmann leaves the US Congress and the average I.Q. in the US House of Representatives jumps 10 points.
Do you have any predictions for 2014? Feel free to share.
Totally overhyped New Year’s Eve party invite
May your New Year’s Eve be less dramatic and more fun. I’ll be spending the evening with friends and I wish the same for you.
Much thanks to @TheCowlicker (a particularly sexy and funny guy I enjoy following on Twittah) for sharing the picture.
What not to buy BosGuy
Although they would certainly make for a funny Yankee Swap gift.
Awkward Christmas photos
With Christmas little more than a week away we are now receiving a handful of holiday cards each day from friends and family. We’ve yet to receive any of those ‘awkward Christmas’ photos but I keep hoping. Feel free to check out this collection of awkward Christmas photographs here.
Boneless bananas
Not even sure what to make of this.
Monday blues
I can totally relate. Today is my first day back at work in two weeks. I had a fantastic time in Brazil and will write more about it later. Right now I’m focused on sipping my coffee and going through all my email.
All I want for Christmas is…
Just in case there really is a Santa Claus.
Caption please
Stumbled upon this image somewhere and thought it was hilarious. How would you caption this picture?
Moves like Jagger
Actually more like moves like BosGuy, which is one reason why I need to be intoxicated to go dancing. My sister sent me this funny video last month, and I thought it was hilarious.
Monday blues
Actually this isn’t true. I’m still sunning myself in Brazil, but for many of you returning to work after (what I hope was) a relaxing holiday weekend, I’m guessing more than a few of you may be feeling like this today.
Enjoy your pie
Today is Thanksgiving in the United States, but I’m in Brazil soaking in the sun and enjoying the beach in Rio de Janeiro. Eat well and enjoy your pie.
Gatorade’s New Performance Suppository: G Push
I love the Onion. Did you happen to read this hilarious story about G Push, a performance-enhancing suppository?
My favorite part of the article:
“The product’s new commercial reportedly features a smiling LeBron James holding a G Push suppository in his palm before the screen suddenly goes dark and text appears reading, “G Push: Is it in you?”
OMG!
You can read the full (fake) article here.
Hiscox
These signs were plastered throughout the Harvard Square T station last week. Yes, it is juvenile but I laughed out loud when I saw them.
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