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ImageDon’t forget to bring your condiment
BosGuy’s Saturday night tip: bring your own condiments.
Happy Hump Day
Have a great day everyone. Photo provided by my friend Joe Andrews.
Suddenly it makes sense
When I was growing up, Army commercials said “We do more before 9 a.m. than most people do all day.” If I’d seen images like this when military recruiters came to our school I might have been more receptive.
To infinity and beyond
Funny with a name like Sheriff Woody, I always assumed Buzz Light Year was the bottom. Just goes to show you that one should never assume.
Suddenly it makes sense
While perusing the Internet, I stumbled upon this photograph from the 2012 London Olympics. Am I the only one who finds the “Inspire a generation” message a bit of a double entendre?
Feeling inspired?
I’m So Excited
Los amantes pasajeros otherwise known as I’m So Excited is Pedro Almodóvar’s next movie.
According to IMDB, I’m So Excited is set to open in Spain in March 2013 and stars Penélope Cruz and Antonio Banderas.
While I’m no movie buff, this film looks like something I’d enjoy watching. Check out the promo trailer I’ve included below.
Awkward Christmas photos
I stumbled upon this collection of awkward holiday photos, while trolling the internet when I was in NYC. This photograph is my personal favorite. Feel free to check out the others here.
What not to buy BosGuy
Vaginas not your thing? Well as you might imagine the author (can one be considered an author of a coloring book?) has a similar book for the male anatomy that you may purchase online here.
I suppose there are never enough gag gifts, but I’ll pass thank you.
Free Ikea snowman
Love this. Thanks to Peter Schroder for sharing.
Sky Mall holiday shopping
I last featured items from Sky Mall in October in my post Sky Mall holiday edition. While flying home from Brazil I couldn’t help but continue to peruse this bizarre catalog and thought I’d add the Upright Sleeper to the growing list of odd items for sale.
I’m not sure which I find more strange – the actual product or the model they chose who has a the horrible haircut; when I was a kid this is what we referred to as a “bowl cut”.
Honorable mention for freakish garb you may purchase on Sky Mall and wear goes to the spandex power mesh posture support called The Cincher for women. The catalog write up encourages buyers to wear this contraption over their clothes; I couldn’t make this crap up. 
Are my testicles black
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. “Nurse,”‘ he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my testicles black?”
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, Sir. I’m only
here to wash your upper body and feet.”
He struggles to ask again, “Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?” Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, “There’s nothing wrong with them,
Sir. They look fine.”
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says
very slowly, “Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen
very, very closely: Are – my – test – results – back?”
Caption this photo
My friend Bruno posted this photo on FB and I couldn’t help but share it.
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