Category Archives: Humor

How do you pronounce Coke?

coca cola bottleI should say I have a lot of respect for anyone who learns to speak a second language, but I can’t help but laugh at the unintentional mispronunciation of “Coke” in this video.

This well meaning Korean teacher continues to  pronounce the word “Coke” as “cock” and asks her students questions like Do you have a coke/cock? and How much is this coke/cock?  It is incredibly juvenile I know, but it is also funny.

Keep calm and…

Finally a “Keep Calm” saying I can relate to.

Suddenly it makes sense

Yoga is one of those activities that so many people rave about. I’ll be honest, I’ve given it a try before but never really got into it.  However after seeing this handsome man, I’m willing to reconsider.

Namaste

Happy hump day

HHDNow that it is the afternoon on the East coast, I feel like we truly are over the hump so Kermit and I wanted to wish you a happy hump day.

Jehovah’s Witnesses want the deaf to stop masturbating

On September 1st, Jehovah’s Witnesses released a video encouraging the deaf not to masturbate.  As you may imagine,  the video is now going viral.

Copies of the original video are now all over YouTube, like the video I’ve included below, which has these well intended Jehovah Witnesses signing t0  R. Kelly’s Ignition Remix.

Feel free to watch this at work.  Although the subject matter may be objectionable its all in sign language.  I’m sure everyone will be crowding around your cube / office to see this comical video.

Who knew that the deaf were masturbating so much? 

Give your coworkers a boost today

helping handToday is the first day back after the Labor Day Weekend in the United States which also signifies the end of the summer season for Americans.

It has been a struggle to get back into the swing of things.  Perhaps you work with someone  like me; cut them a bit of slack and give them a boost. I know I could use it. I’m already thinking about Friday.

Is this what they mean by “bad carbs”?

Naughty breads

Thanks to my friend Fréd-éric Nicol for the photo. I swiped it from his FB page. Those French are so pervy.

Dairy Queen gone wild

I know where we can go to get ice cream tonight.

ZOMG and Twittersphere

English remains a vibrant language, and proof of that is each year when the Oxford Dictionary adds a long list of new words.  These “new” words become “legitimized” (is that a word?).This year the online dictionary blog for Oxford Dictionary has added ZOMG and Twittersphere.

For those still in school, I’d challenge you to work one of these terms into your next report.  For example, if you are studying the French Revolution you might write something like when Mary Antoinette said “Let them eat cake”, the reaction from the people of Paris was something akin to “ZOMG…” I’d refrain from using the phrase  “oh no she didn’t” since I’m not sure there is a literal translation in French.

Stud undies

Since this is obviously a gag gift, they should come clean, remove the “for adults” and replace with “for those annoying bachelorette parties“.

Wrong Direction’s “Disclosure”

Wrong Direction videoThis video started to go viral on many gay blogs last week when it was released, but I thought I’d hold off and share it with you today; the first day of the Republican Party’s National Convention.  This catchy song from Wrong Direction called “Disclosure” is a parody based on One Direction’s hit song, “What Makes You Beautiful”.

My favorite line is when they croon, Romney you lie to voters like nobody else. I have a unique perspective on this since I’ve been watching this man campaign in Massachusetts in nearly every election cycle since the early 1990s – even though he continues to maintain he’s not a “career politician”. Like what you see? Subscribe to their YouTube channel here.

BosGuy hanging with Taylor at ITEM in Ptown

Here is a photograph of me with Taylor on Saturday night in Provincetown.  This is what we would look like if either of us could grow a mustache.  After donning the faux-stache I had an overwhelming desire to speak with a Spanish accent and order a bottle of rioja.

Ryan Gosling pillow

Wouldn’t it be great to snuggle up next to Ryan Gosling in bed this morning? I love the red print below that says “easy clean up: just hose him off“.  Should someone ever create this, I’m afraid to think about how many might actually sell.

Paris air

canned airDon’t laugh this off. It is only a matter of time before marketing schmucks like me convince you to spend your money on buying canned air from some of your favorite cities. Once upon a time (not so long ago) the idea of buying bottled water would have seemed equally bizarre.

Viagra advertisement

I’m a fan of witty advertising so when I saw this ad from Viagra, which I believe ran during the London Olympics, I had to laugh.