I know that for many of you this video has been showing up on your news feed on Facebook, but I love this cheeky P.S.A. “A Bathroom Break” from Cyndi Lauper and Harvey Fierstein with the cast of Kinky Boots.
Here’s to hoping that we can put this foolish discussion behind us. I like to point out there have been more Republican politicians arrested for predatory behavior in bathrooms than the entire transgender community. So to paraphrase one of my favorite lines from Joan Rivers “Oh, Grow Up”.
I like to think of my blog as an important, educational site that can help you expand your vocabulary. Today’s vocabulary word is Gifted. I’m borrowing a photograph from April’s “Vintage Gay” post to help bring the definition to life.
Runnah (ˈɡiftəd/ adjective)
Definition: having exceptional talent or natural ability.
Example: Those navy boys are certainly gifted.
Each Wednesday morning I post a photograph and ask readers to offer a funny caption. Hopefully the caption below inspires you to share a few of your own.
Sports are sooo gay
I like to think of my blog as an important, educational site that can help you expand your vocabulary. Today’s vocabulary word is one you should already be familiar with if you’re a regular reader of this blog.
Bartender (bärˌtendər/ noun)
Definition: a person who mixes and serves drinks at a bar.
Example: Be kind and always tip your bartender.
Each Wednesday morning I post a photograph and ask readers to offer a funny caption. Hopefully the caption below inspires you to share a few of your own.
Oh Sh*t!
An article with a similar title was sent to me by a reader and friend of this blog and it made me laugh so I thought I’d share it with you for some light reading.
According to art historian Ellen Oredsson, the reason virtually every ancient statue you’ll ever see has a rather small penis is because of cultural perceptions and biases of the time. Apparently, big penises were associated with specific negative characteristics: foolishness, lust and ugliness. By contrast the ideal man was meant to be rational, intellectual and authoritative and a small penis allowed a man to remain coolly logical.
Who can say if this is true or not but the brief and colorful article (they use a bit more direct language) can be read in its entirety here.
I like to think of my blog as an important, educational site that can help you expand your vocabulary. Today’s vocabulary word is Relationship.
Relationship (rəˈlāSH(ə)nˌSHip/noun)
Definition: the way in which two or more concepts, objects, or people are connected, or the state of being connected.
Example: Mary was not interested in having a relationship with Michael.
Each Wednesday morning I post a photograph and ask readers to offer a funny caption. Hopefully the caption below inspires you to share a few of your own.
Crack is Whack
Some stories are so bizarre I can’t help but share them. I should give a shout out to NPR podcast, Wait Wait…Don’t Tell Me!, which brought this to my attention.
Apparently some men in swimming pool locker rooms in Iceland are taking advantage of the facilities, using communal hairdryers on their nether regions. To address this problem, one Icelandic pool has created a sign titled, “This is not a ball sack dryer”, the note continues saying, “Don‘t dry your ball sack or your butt with the communal hairdryer in the swimming pool or the gym… Bald older gentlemen with hairy torsos must either bring their own blow-dryers or just buy a more absorbent towel.”
They’ve even created a poster, showing an elderly man hair drying himself inappropriately, but have covered the problem area with a large red X.
I like to think of my blog as an important, educational site that can help you expand your vocabulary. Today’s vocabulary word is blinkah.
bliNGkah (rənah/ noun)
Definition: a device that blinks, especially a vehicle’s turn signal.
Example: That S.O.B. didn’t use his blinkah on Storrow Drive and cut me off
Each Wednesday morning I post a photograph and ask readers to offer a funny caption. Hopefully the caption below inspires you to share a few of your own.
Little Casanova
I like to think of my blog as an important, educational site that can help you expand your vocabulary. Today’s vocabulary word is Swede.
Swede (swēd/ noun)
Definition: A native or inhabitant of Sweden, or a person of Swedish descent.
Example: Sweet lord, I need to meet more Swedes.
Each Wednesday morning I post a photograph and ask readers to offer a funny caption. Hopefully the caption below inspires you to share a few of your own.
Business Casual
My brother hit it out of the park this weekend when he sent me “Donald Trump’s Words of Wisdom” printed on cheap toilet paper (and made in China to boot) as a birthday gift. The gift makes me laugh each time I think about it; proving that it isn’t what you buy but the thought that really matters. Well done little brother.
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